I very much enjoyed LoTR:The return of the King, but during its 4th climactic battle scene I couldn’t help but thing one thought:

If the people of middle earth has spent less time following the legend, and more time inventing the machine gun then this whole Sauron thing could have been sorted out in a day or two…

Imagine a screaming wall of orcs running through minefields and being taken out with a liberal application of napalm.

Okay, may be you can’t imagine that, but trust me, it’d be better that putting your faith in 4 emotional midgets and a piece of jewelry