Theres an easy way to rate our total chances of extinction thanks to asteroids.
Its the Torino scale: http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/astronomy/torino_scale.html
As opposed to: This sucks, This really sucks and oh shit.
My wife is going ga ga over dancing with the stars as that guy from that 7 show rips his shirt off.
its apparently the ’shoulders and the arms’ that does it for her.
sigh