Putting aside the tragedy of this poor woman How is this for a job:

In his opening address Mark Tedeschi, QC, told the jury that female police cadets weighing close to Ms Byrne’s 57 kilograms had been thrown into swimming pools by male police colleagues of various strengths so that scientists could determine what type of throw could have resulted in Ms Byrne’s body landing head first almost 12 metres out from the cliff base.

To: michelecofak@hotmail.com Start Time: 4:07:36 PM; End Time: 4:14:24 PM

Michele says: (4:07:37 PM)

Hi

Steven H says: (4:07:54 PM)

who are you?

Michele says: (4:08:00 PM)

hey, A/S/L?:)

Steven H says: (4:08:09 PM)

who are you?

Michele says: (4:08:22 PM)

hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

Steven H says: (4:08:38 PM)

you are a bot aren’t you.

Steven H says: (4:08:44 PM)

mary had a little lamb

Steven H says: (4:08:49 PM)

its fleece was white as snow

Michele says: (4:08:58 PM)

listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Steven H says: (4:09:14 PM)

Do you like astrophsyics?

Michele says: (4:09:32 PM)

I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

Steven H says: (4:09:51 PM)

I have a large kipper.

Michele says: (4:10:42 PM)

well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on “Webcams” let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://DELETED/ fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

Steven H says: (4:10:51 PM)

Chicken is a nice snack.

Michele says: (4:11:12 PM)

Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$

Steven H says: (4:11:26 PM)

you don’t want me to discuss chicken?

Michele says: (4:11:51 PM)

OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn…I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u… You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

Steven H says: (4:11:53 PM)

This is fun. Potatoes are very starchy.

Michele says: (4:11:53 PM)

AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://DELETED/

Steven H says: (4:12:11 PM)

You didn’t listen to word I said.

Steven H says: (4:12:15 PM)

sob

Steven H says: (4:12:18 PM)

I feel used.

Steven H says: (4:12:29 PM)

Don’t you want to talk about chicken?

Steven H says: (4:12:44 PM)

Hey, I think I might write a bot that spams this address constantly.

Steven H says: (4:13:25 PM)

I tell you what, here is a message for any human that might read this.

Steven H says: (4:14:07 PM)

This is your future: http://dailymail.com/News/NationandWorld/200807250170

Steven H says: (4:14:11 PM)

Good bye!

Our youngest dog, Paris passed away today unexpectedly.

Hi Peewee. Hope you are wagging somewhere nice now.

So I was waiting for someone to bring a wordpress app to the iPhone so that mobile blogging could become real for me.

I was planning on doing something myself but two things were holding me back:

1.  My total lack of knowledge about coding for the iPhone.
2.  My total lack of commitment to actually coding something like that

Anyway, have a good evening, I have docs to write.

I was playing around with my Google account whilst configuring Google Reader for my new iPhone (more on that later).

In the long list of Google services I seem to have collected was one named ‘Web History’.  I was stunned to discover this option is a history of all the web searches I had done over several months!

I felt a little odd looking through my old search history - its not like there is anything ‘wrong’ in there - but I felt deeply disturbed that Google had been tracking this stuff for a very long time and I was completely unaware of the fact (no feedback during searches, nothing ‘obvious’ in terms and conditions).

I’ve turned it off and deleted the history.  As far as I’m concerned it is simply not right that Google collects this kind of information simply because I’ve chosen to use their other services.